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#61 in your programs, #1 in your hearts. Hard-working grinder and captain of What Would Gary Roberts Do in tier 2 of the University of Windsor's intramural hockey league

Wednesday, 27 March 2013

#OnToTheNextOne

WWGRD came into action on Friday afternoon looking to punch their ticket to the first UWIHL Tier 2 Semi-Final game in franchise history. The 7th seeded boys in blue were in tough against the 3rd seed Sundance Kids. This was a rematch that WWGRD has been looking forward to ever since their loss to the Sundance Kids in the regular season. With a one goal lead late in the game, WWGRD surrendered two goals in the last 50 seconds of the game as the two points slipped out of their hands. They wanted this one. They weren't gunna let this chance slip away like the last one.

Unfortunately for WWGRD, the Sundance Kids also wanted this one, and they showed it as they came out flying. With a shorter bench than WWGRD, the Sundance Kids were able to get out to an early lead. They scored two goals before the zamboni was even turned off and WWGRD faced a do or die moment. They could roll over and take the beating that the Sundance Kids were more than willing to dish out, or they could fight back. What the fuck do you think Gary would do in this situation?

It was a pair of brothers and one of the bearded wonders on WWGRD that brought the team back into it. After a long shift where they kept the Sundance Kids hemmed in their own zone, the line of Seaner and Mark Micelli along with Dylan Berthiaume found themselves hacking away at a scrum in front of the night. The loose puck wiggled just free enough for the silky-haired A-cap Micelli to pounce on and it toss it in the back of the net, sending the WWGRD bench and sold out crowd to an eruption. The relentless WWGRD forechecking was only beginning to make its impact on this game however.

With a defender attempting to bring the puck out his zone, the forecheck proved too much for him to overcome as Seaner took control of the biscuit and found himself on a brief 2 on 0 on the Sundance tendy. Micelli, as expected, made the pass to his open teammate as he set up everyone's favourite whipping boy, No Finish Djordjevski. The Macedonian Menace chose a fucking clutch moment to shake his Swedish roots as he found the back of the net to bring the score back even.

With the score tied at 2, it was Johnny's turn to shine. The Woodslee Wall stood on his head, turning away everything the Sundance kids threw at him. After the first two goals that he had little to no chance on, JT was able to shut the door on the very talented skaters of the Sundance Kids, giving WWGRD a chance to find some magic and lock up their spot in the semis.

With around 5 minutes left in the game, the WWGRD forecheck kept up their pressure on the tired and worn down Sundance defenders. As a loose puck bounced up in the air, the 6'3" Sean Micelli leaped up to grab it before placing it down at his twig. He managed to get the puck in slightly deeper where it sat in a dead zone. Cappy Marc Berthiaume stretched out to poke the loose puck down low to his younger brother, where WWGRD history was made. The younger Berthiaume brother was able to pull the puck around the defender before making a beauty move to his forehand, laying out fully stretched and guided the puck into the back of the net to give his team the lead. Micelli tackled the hero of the moment before the captain came sliding on his knees to join the celebration. WWGRD had the lead, now they had to protect it.

After laying out to block a cross-ice pass, Marc Berthiaume did what he would later refer to as the "dumbest thing I've ever done in my career." With the puck loose around the front of his net, Berthiaume grabbed the puck and tossed it behind the net, earning himself a spot in the box for the remainder of the game as time was dwindling. It was now up to the Woodslee Wall and the PK unit to seal the win for WWGRD.

The PK unit kept their poise, didn't rush any decisions, and never selfishly went for the empty net as they simply got the puck out when they could. After an earlier attempt at the net was blocked, Douggie Lambier carried the puck through the neutral zone with a chance to ice the game. He controlled the puck as long as he could, ensuring he wouldn't miss the net, and once he was close enough put the cherry on top as he gave WWGRD a two goal lead. He slid across the ice on his stomach in celebration as his teammates were losing their shit on the bench. With time still left on the clock, Johnny made some huge saves to hold the final at 4-2.

Members of the media caught up with Dylan Berthiaume after the game and asked him about his heroic game winning goal. "Biggest goal of my life. Some might say I've scored nicer, some might say I've scored more important goals. To me though, this one stands out above the rest. To be able to come through not just for myself, but for all the guys in this dressing room was really special to me." He then went on to offer a possible explanation for it, saying "To be honest I think the only reason I was so determined to get that puck to the back of the net was simply because I don't wanna stop playing with these guys. It's too much fun, too exciting, and I'm just not ready for it to end. I think all the guys in here are with me on that one. It's been a special run we're on and we're all enjoying it."

We caught up with Dylan again today, and asked him what the team will need to do to get the win tonight in their semi-final match-up, and he told us, "Tonight we just need to stay focused on the job at hand. One game at a time, focus on the little things, all those clichés. We need to do what we do best and play our game. If we execute and succeed in our gameplan there isn't a team in this league that can beat us, tier 1 or 2. We've got a lot of confidence heading into this one and I think our play on the ice is going to reflect that. I'm excited." Dylan then asked the member of the media who they were even playing tonight, and when he was told it was the SoupAStars, he seem confused and replied with, "Who's that? Oh shit, BG's team. Fuck em, we ball."

Puck drop is tonight at 11pm at Adie Knox. Winner advances to the finals. Another sell-out crowd is expected to pack the stands of the beloved Windsor arena.

First Star - Johnny Tracey - Got the Dub, made some huge saves
Second Star - Dylan Berthiaume - 1 Assist, GWG
Third Star - Seaner Micelli - 1 Goal, 2 Assists
 
 
 
 

Thursday, 21 March 2013

Dusters' Busted; WWGRD Wins One for the Traceys

WWGRD came into their first round matchup with heavy hearts, as they would be hitting the ice without their Vezina winning goaltender and their assistant captain. WWGRD took the season series 1-0 against the Dusters, with Johnny Tracey shutting 'em out in a 3-0 victory. Hunter Bushnell was putting his undefeated record on the line, looking to stretch his personal winning streak to 3 games. With their season on the line, WWGRD came out flying early.

One of WWGRD's biggest goal threats during the regular season, Michael Nantau continued his impressive pace in the first playoff game. With his linemates Seaner Michelli and Stefan Branov all over the competition, it was only a matter of time until they found the back of the net. Nantau showed off his impressive finese by deflecting home a beauty saucer feed in by the bearded wonder Branov. This line wasn't done for the shift, as they would find the back of the net again before they hit the bench for a swig of water. Seaner went forward off the draw and sent a backhander towards the net, and Branov was all over the reeb, pouncing like a fucking Puma to double the lead.

With the score already 2-0, WWGRD was not gunna take their foot off the pedal. Flying out of their own zone, Brandon Pancerny carried the puck up on a 2-on-1 with Cappy Marc Berthiaume. With the defender taking away the pass as the entered the offensive zone, Pancerny ripped a low hard shot that the duster tendy turned aside, but kicked a juicy rebound right out into the slot. Cappy Marc Berthiaume pounced all over it and put rubber to twine to stretch the lead to 3. With their season on the line, this wouldn't be enough for WWGRD to rest on. While keeping the dusters hemmed in their own zone, the puck made its way back to the point to Dan DiCarlo, who is known for having a Fulton-Reed like slapper from the point. He ripped a beauty that Seaner Micelli got his twig on and deflected the shot through the tendy and into the back of the net.

As time was ticking down in the first half, Eric Bauer picked up a loose puck and his own zone and decided it was to show off his inner-Douggie Lambier. He weaved in and out of the Duster defender, losing the puck only momentarily but it was quickly returned to him by McNasty McNaughton. Bauer carried it in wide around the defenders and quickly cut back out front before sliding it along the ice and past the tendy, clinking the back iron before the buzzer went. However, since the refs apparently don't like Bauer or Matt Mc, it was ruled no goal, and WWGRD was forced to go into half with only a 4-0 lead. A lead that was in no small part due to the play of Hunter Bushnell in net. Bushnell turned aside everything in the first half, never giving the Dusters a chance to get back into the game.

With the Dusters picking up the pressure in the second half, WWGRD was looking for a response to restore the dominance, Brandon Pancerny stepped to the plate. After blocking a shot at the point, Pancerny was in clean from the redline. He made no mistake as he faked a shot and went to his forehand to open up the tendy before sliding it through the gaping five hole to kill any comeback hopes the Dusters had. There was only two things left for this game: Hunters shutout to be ruined, and for WWGRD to flex their poweplay muscles.

Douggie Lambier was once again in hero-mode with his girlfriend in attendance, but tonight Steph would see something that would not impress her. Despite dangling the first two forecheckers, Douggie couldn't get past the third guy, resulting in a brutes turnover that left the Dusters alone in the slot, leaving Hunter with no chance and putting the Dusters on the board in the 5-1 game.

After Captain Marc Berthiaume drew a high sticking penalty, the WWGRD powerplay went to fucking work. Passing the puck around the zone and showing off just how tired the dusters were at this point, every member of WWGRD touched the puck before it found the back of the net. Douggie Lambier passed it down to the corner to Pancerny, who sent a pass into the slot to be deflected through the legs of the tendy by Dylan Berthiaume to make it a 6-1 final.

"I played unreal," Josh Covelli said before any member of the media even approached him to ask any questions. "The boys got robbed a big one on that blown call, what the fuck was the ref thinking on that one. That Norris throphy really pushed me to perform to the best of my game for the boys tonight, showing 'em they made the right choice voting for me." In a less self-centered point of view, Captain Marc Berthiaume also spoke to the media. "You know we just played what may have been our best game of the season. We went out and wanted to win one for the Traceys. They couldn't be here and we wanted to make sure they got at least one more chance to play this year." He then added, "I don't know when we'll play next, but I do know we'll be ready to make Gary fucking proud once again". As Berthiaume alluded too, WWGRD has to await the results of other games before they find out when they will play their second round matchup.



First Star - Brandon Pancerny - 1 Goal 2 Assists
Second Star - Hunter Bushnell - Woulda had a shutout if Douggie didn't ruin it
Third Star - Stefan Branov - 1 Goal, 1 Assist
 
 
 

Saturday, 16 March 2013

2012/2013 Award Winners

After a week of voting by the players themselves, WWGRD's Regular Season Awards for the 2012/2013 Season have been decided!! Some of the races were extremely tight, and some.. not so much. I'd like to take this opportunity to congratulate not only the winners, but also the nominees for a fantastic season.There was also two awards that were not left to a vote, The Maurice"Rocket" Richard Trophy (awarded to the player who scores the most goals) and the Art Ross Trophy (awarded to the player who records the most points). Let's give a huge fucking round of applause for the winners boys.
 
Art Ross

Seaner Michelli

 
Maurice "Rocket" Richard
Marc Berthiaume
 
Lady Byng
Brandon Pancerny
 
Vezina
Johnny Tracey 
 
 Calder
Riley Pekar
 
James Norris
Joshua Covelli
 
Bill Masterton
John Matthew McNaughton

Michael Nantau
 
Frank J. Selke
Ryan Boutette
 
Jack Adams
Dylan Turnbull
 
NHL Foundation
The Macedonian Menace Alex "All-Swedish, No Finnish" Djordjevski
 
Mark Messier Leadership
Marc Berthiuame
 
Hart
Sean Micelli
 
Congrats again to all these beauties who took home awards this season. Let's not let this journey end on Tuesday boys. Everybody bring their fucking "A" games on Tuesday and let's give it to the Dusters again. 
 


Saturday, 9 March 2013

WWGRD Award Nominees

With the 2012/2013 regular season coming to a close, it is time to announce the nominees for the regular season awards. I will list each of the awards and provide a brief description of the award (word for word off of Wikipedia) and then list the nominees. Who wins the awards? That's up to the readers. On the left hand side of the blog, you will find a poll for each of the awards. You may select one (1) nominee only for each award, so choose wisely. If you wish to see season statistics to aid in your decisions, the spreadsheet with player statistics can be found by clicking the link at the top on the left hand side. Now, let's meet the nominees!

Lady Byng Memorial Trophy: Awarded to the player who exhibited outstanding sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct with a high standard of playing ability.
Branov, Stefan: 0 PIMS in 7 GP
Micelli, Mark: 0 PIMS in 10 GP
Pancerny, Brandon: 0 PIMSs in 14 Games Played

Vezina Trophy: Awarded to the top goaltender.
Bushnell, Hunter: 2-0-0, 2.00 GAA
Tracey, Jonathan: 5-7-1, 1 Shutout, 4.15 GAA

Calder Memorial Trophy: Awarded to the most outstanding rookie player (call-up).
Kessel, Phil: 4 Points in 8 GP
Pekar, Riley: 4 Points in 6 GP
Sundin, Mats: 5 Points in 7 GP
James Norris Memorial Trophy: Awarded to the defenceman who in the season demonstrates the greatest all-around ability in the position.
Bauer, Eric: 5 Points in 11 GP
Covelli, Joshua: 5 Points in 12 GP
Lambier, Douglas: 8 Points in 8 GP
Tracey, Sheldon: 5 Points in 10 GP

Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy: Awarded to the player who best exemplifies the qualities of perserverance, sportsmanship, and dedication to hockey.
Covelli, Joshua: Broke his finger
McNaughton, John Matthew: Never played puck until now
Nantau, Michael: Knee Injury/Contract Hold-Out, Took a puck to the face  

Frank J. Selke Award: Awarded to the forward who best excels in the defensive aspects of the game.
Berthiaume, Dylan: 10 Points in 14 GP
Bouttete, Ryan: 7 Points in 8 GP, Played Forward/Defence
DiCarlo, Dan: 1 Point in 10 GP, Played Forward/Defence

Jack Adams Award: Awarded to the coach judged to have contributed to his team's success.
McGuire, Jerry: 1 Game Coached, Intense Motivator
Morand, Alexandra: Coached a few games, got fired
Turnbull, Dylan: Only made a few games, lost him to the Petes

NHL Foundation Player Award: Awarded to the player who applies the core values of hockey to enrich the lives of people in his community.
Djordjevski, Alex: Huge icon in both the Macedonian and Swedish communities
McNaughton, John Matthew: Showed everyone it's never too late to pick up the game

Mark Messier Leadership Award: Awarded to the player who exemplifies great leadership qualities to his team, on and off the ice, during the regular season.
Berthiaume, Marc: Captain, Appeared in all 15 Games, 8 Goals, 5 Assists
Micelli, Sean: A-Captain, Appeared in all 15 Games, 5 Goals, 13 Assists
Tracey, Sheldon: A-Captain, Two-Way Defender, 1 Goal, 4 Assists

Hart Memorial Trophy: Awarded to the player voted to be most valuable to his team's success.
Lambier, Douglas: Point-a-Game Player from the back-end, huge part of team's offence
Micelli, Sean: Led the team in Assits (13) and Points (18)
Tracey, Johnathan: Led the team in Wins (5) and Shutouts (1)